We went to the movies recently. I had the demon baby in my sling bag, just waiting for the ticket-taker to ask to look inside my bag.
But she only asked to check my (human) kid’s bag. WTH?
I wanted to yell, “Hey, I have a DEMON BABY in my bag! I could be DANGEROUS!” … but I didn’t. My smuggled Raisinets and I just shuffled in and sat down to watch The Wo…
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