Proof that life is insane: they let you leave the hospital with a baby.
A BABY.
A tiny person totally incapable of caring for themselves in ANY way.
And now you’re their Uber driver. And their source for food. So you’re UberEats, 24-fucking-7. No wages or tips ever from this totally irrational passenger. What kind of wild gig is this?
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