They’ll Have to Pry My Workout Selfie Out of My Cold, Dead Hands

Okay, maybe not that. But don’t try to shame us out of this little pleasure!

If you’re not happy after your workout ends, you did something wrong!

“We don’t need your workout selfies.”

Whaaaat? Shock. Gasp.

“Stop taking them. Don’t post them!”

It was a long-winded newsletter by someone in what I like to call the “I hate fitness” industry. (Basically that seems to be everybody who doesn’t work out and then complains about those who d…