Too Many Eggs

The things you miss after they're gone.

I have too many eggs.

This was never a problem when my little dog Jasper was alive.

Most mornings back then, I would start scrambling two eggs … but he’d change my plans. No matter where he had been sleeping in the house, as soon as that cast iron pan started sizzling, Jasper appeared right next to my leg.

“Hey boss, did you forget about me?”

How can littl…