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🎼 “Dolls kill. Don’t provoke us or we will.” 🎼

I’m not a horror film gal.

I’m the person who closes her eyes and blocks her ears during PREVIEWS of horror films at the movie theater. I can’t let that stuff enter my brain or my sleeping hours will get even weirder than they are right now. (And that’s pretty odd already: think lucid dreaming and hypnagogic hallucinations.)

But something about the M3GAN trailer was different — was this a movie trying to be bad? Plus, a doll that menaces AND dances and sings? This had to be a comedy. (And you know I have a thing for creepy dolls and bizarre humor.)

So I bought tickets and prodded my doubting (adult) children to a Sunday matinee (where I snuck in a homemade breakfast taco and my daughter snuck in a Buffalo chicken sandwich because we are those people).